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Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

by M#TH August 13, 2018


Midnight Centipede

When you take a shit in someone's mouth while they're sleeping. The centipede part refers to a human centipede, where one eats another's shit.

Taeoni fell asleep early tonight, so Elijah gave her the midnight centipede!

by M#TH October 3, 2017

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