Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.

Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.