River Falls, WI

A town in western Wisconsin of roughly 15,000 people. There is an agricultural-based state university and Bum's Park, a grungy, high-school age congregational center where shitty drugs and half-smoked cigarettes are consumed. unknown to this group of teenage fucks is a legitimate drug supply that consists of marijuana, ecstasy, and soft core opiates like vicodin. Since there is not a healthy supply of activities, many teenage kids abuse this drug supply and fail in their pathetic studies.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.

Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.

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