Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.