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A Physical force that keeps objects of a certain mass from leaving the Earth's surface. Gravity was created explicitly for the purpose of high school students dropping whole watermelons onto the pavement below while on top of the high school, and possibly hitting a teachers car for bonus points.
The pull of gravity was so strong that the watermelon exploded on impact upon hitting the target reticule painted on the 1995 Pontiac.
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What the Internet used to be called in the Pre-YouTubeozoic era, around the early 90's. It is now generally frowned upon to use this term when talking about the Internet, unless you are looking for a quick way to clear a room.
"The World Wide Web" is another similar term although it is of a lesser offending description.
DAVE : Man, I was cruising the Information Superhighway all day and I scored some sweet Ace of Base tickets!
JOE : You mean the internet. Right Dave?
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The bits of cereal that fall between the outside of the plastic bag and inside the cereal box after you finish filling a bowl of cereal.
Jim : Oh no there's no more Fruit Loops left!
Billy : Did you check underneath the plastic bag for some cereal in exile?
A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.
I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!
-George Carlin
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