DAN

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.

Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.

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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

Hoopering

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.