car dealiar

Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.

- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.

opportunityholic

The next level after being opportunistic. Opportunityholics usually spend their time looking for opportunities and can't decide what opportunities to leave, they need to seize every single one out there.

Richard Branson is an opportunityholic

Frankeinstein

The illegitimate son of Frankenstein and Einstein. He is a monster with an IQ level of 160.

My last boyfriend was Frankeinstein. I don't think I can do better.

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gigantastic

Term used to describe something gigantic and fantastic at the same time.

That park is gigantastic!

pulled a toro

Dodging an annoying person in a very artsy and cool way to avoid conversation.

Obama: " Yesterday, I saw McCain at the Superbowl party. He came to talk but I pulled a toro and went to get some beers for the folks from the senate"

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