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Saturday Night Fiver

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.

"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.

by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


DONKEY PUNCH

While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.

" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

419πŸ‘ 470πŸ‘Ž


Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MADELINEB February 23, 2008

52πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Quakeup Sex

You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.

"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...

by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

32πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Quakeup Sex

You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.

"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...

by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Lacula

A person who has an insatiable lust for lactation and gives you no rest if you are nursing. This can include coworkers and friends boyfriends.They are fiends for it. But you can also make them crawl through broken glass for it....

God my husband locked on my breasts like Lacula..

" I vant to drenk your milk...........!"

by MADELINEB January 28, 2008

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


sleep under

when you are sleeping over but find your self having sex with some member of the household.

i did a sleep over at Stephanies.....but when i saw her brother i knew i would be having my own sleep under...damn..i was lucky she was asleep or she would have(box locked) me..

by MADELINEB January 28, 2008

12πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž