FUD

A FUD is what can only be politely called a disaster of epic dimensions. It's when a soon to be former friend arranges for you to meet a really sweet, great guy or gal who for what soon become abundantly obvious reasons is off the market. You then find your self on a FUD.

"so its Christmas and you know how wicked the punch always it at Brenda's party when she snares me into meeting of all people her ex..any how before i could make it to the bathroom she suggested..that we go to a play..and that is now i got that FUD...and it was very fudded up."

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Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

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mercy sex

It's what you pretty much end up with as a result of an ill fated "Fix Up Date"and the guy is just so pathetic cause of a divorce or some other normal catastrophe that any woman would toss back 2 Cosmos and move on..

" So i saw Brian a second time..and dang..it was so just draining to hear it over and over so i got to where mercy sex was either a placebo or anesthetic..the sex we won't even discuss....Hey!! Waiter more Cosmos here..!!

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