STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.

DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...