Il Fait Chode

It is chode out; it is raining chodes outside. French.

Joe:Bonjour, Quel temps fait il? (Hello, what is the weather)
Bob:Il fait chode. Au Revoir Joe (It is Chode out. Good by Joe.)

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Dutch Landmine

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

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