O

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter O, when you can draw one over-complicated eye?

"Oscar ogled oversized oranges openly."

C

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter C, when you can draw... nice, half-eaten donut.

"Composers combining chords coherently can commandeer crowds, creating cheerful chants chosen carefully. Choruses communicating cryptic commands can control cerebral cortex channels. Conscient choices cut-off coercing cellular components -- chromosome centers commanding chemical cascades concurrently, causing complex cyclic-AMP chemistry. Coalescent cell conglomerates communicating chemically can create collateral consequences -- changed consciousness."

C

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter C, when you can draw simple Egyptian staff sling?

Cameramen captured committed Californian companies, continuously creating chemical compositions countering catastrophical cancerous cells, candidly contributing child communities cup cakes comfortably.

F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?

Four fivers for fifty figs.

E

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter E, when you can draw one mysterious hands upped man?

English enthusiasts eagerly envision enhanced emotional elevation, exceeding even existing examples' elicited elation, encountering each ensuing eccentric exercise, ergo everyone's esteemed enlisted essayist (enchanted!) ensures each exquisite excerpt exhibits explosive expressive efficacy evincing either excruciating editing effort, extreme endurance, engineering excellence, etc., else elemental extemporaneous effervescence, entertaining enough except -- explaining earnestly -- entailing eventual emergency; essentially, endorsing ever-escalating elaborate experimentation encourages extravagant excesses, especially emphasizing expectations encompassing elusive execution extending established events -- exclusively employing equal everyday emblems (E's, e.g.) embodying each emblem ensemble's earlier end (elsewhere enunciated easily) -- evaluating endowing entirely equivalent eloquence eternally, envisaging electronic education's emerging endeavor enjoying eight, eleven, even eighteen entries, exploits experts empirically estimate expending extra-Einstein egghead energy engendering environmentally evil, Earth-exposing exhaled exhaust emissions.

L

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter L, when you can draw ox goad, cattle prod and shepherd's staff?

"Let lorries load larger logs last."

G

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter G, when you can draw magnificent camel?

Gargantuan gerbils grab grapes gingerly, going gleefully gobbling.