K

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter K, when you can open your hand and slap folk's faces with your palm?

"Kevin’s knobby knuckles killed Kate’s kangaroo."

Q

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Q, when you can draw an eye of a needle, a knot, or even a monkey with its tail hanging down?

"Queasy quill quivered quietly."

S

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter S, when you can draw some calcium teeth?

"Sally sells seashells by the seashore"

P

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter P, when you can draw dripping vag without pubic hair?

"Pear picker Peter Piper picked plump pears perfectly."

F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?

Four fivers for fifty figs.

E

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter E, when you can draw one mysterious hands upped man?

English enthusiasts eagerly envision enhanced emotional elevation, exceeding even existing examples' elicited elation, encountering each ensuing eccentric exercise, ergo everyone's esteemed enlisted essayist (enchanted!) ensures each exquisite excerpt exhibits explosive expressive efficacy evincing either excruciating editing effort, extreme endurance, engineering excellence, etc., else elemental extemporaneous effervescence, entertaining enough except -- explaining earnestly -- entailing eventual emergency; essentially, endorsing ever-escalating elaborate experimentation encourages extravagant excesses, especially emphasizing expectations encompassing elusive execution extending established events -- exclusively employing equal everyday emblems (E's, e.g.) embodying each emblem ensemble's earlier end (elsewhere enunciated easily) -- evaluating endowing entirely equivalent eloquence eternally, envisaging electronic education's emerging endeavor enjoying eight, eleven, even eighteen entries, exploits experts empirically estimate expending extra-Einstein egghead energy engendering environmentally evil, Earth-exposing exhaled exhaust emissions.

X

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter X, when you can use it to solve your math trigonometry homework?

"Xylographic xysts xerox Xaverian xylophones."