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When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"
When your friend stresses you out.
"Emma, stop threatening suicide. You're giving me Dickhurt"
When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
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