WTFBBQ

What The Fuck Be Back Quick

A phrase used to either quickly get out of a shocking conversation or to run away and catch up on the subject of a current hot topic.

Sheila: Remember that store down the street? They"re going out of business. Everything is 80% off.

Christie: WTFBBQ!!!

20👍 183👎

Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth

A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar.

Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot. One of the elderly spills his drink all over your back. You yell "Mother-" but catch your felf and say "Mother-shut-your-mouth". You are now the sweetest person for not cursing.

11👍 5👎

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.