CMS

Cant Make System.

Cannot make a good cms System.

THW-Dave Cant Make Systems!

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Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

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maggot

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.

hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.

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botany

Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.

Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.

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Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

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beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

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Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

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