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The area of office space that is smaller than a cubicle. A "par"ticle.... The space you are given when you are not cool enough for an office.
Would you please step into my particle for our meeting.
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Those things that annoy you during physics class.
Teacher: So, today kids, we are gonna learn about particle physics!
Class: *collective sigh*
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Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.
Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."
Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."
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–noun
a partially written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication, as a newspaper or magazine, usually used to describe a work in progress that is not yet finished.
boss: is that article ready yet?
worker: right now, all I have is a particle.
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The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.
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A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.
We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.
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Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.
That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already!
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