runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.

Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."

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one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

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epix

a fucking cs god, jesus this kid owns

more headshots then you can imagine

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cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

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Rehersal

The real way to spell "rehearsal"

I don't know about you and you're "rehearsals" but I have to go to a rehersal.

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Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

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penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

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