Tauries

A person who used to be a tauras but after the signs changed they got aries, and were incredibly pissed off. So they combined them.

Guy 1: Dude, im pissed.
Guy 2: Why man?
Guy 1: The new astrological sign changed my shit! I'm now an aries!
Guy 2: Screw that man! Lets combine it with your old one, we'll call it a Tauries!
Guy 1: HELL YEAH! I AM A TAURIES NOW!

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