Pongfidence

How good you are feeling about your ability to play beer pong, and win.

"Jason's pongfidence was high after winning 3 rounds. His pongfidence was lost quickly in the semi-finals when he puked on his friends' girlfriend he had been trying to get with. Then he lost the round."

"Bro we gotta get the table, like I've got some mad good pongfidence going, bro."
(Bro to his bro about his pongfident spirit)

Jesus Hair

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.

You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!

"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."

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