swacuuming

Sweeping, vacuuming, mopping, all at once.

I just finished swacuuming with my Bissell Crosswave.

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

niggly gigglies

Laughing uncontrollably at trivial or irritating things

We fight over the dumbest things so much that we often end up with the niggly gigglies.

skeletoriously ugly

Adverb to describe a bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way.

Mike: Fuck dude! That girl is skeletoriously ugly! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole!
Doug: Neither would I! John would though...
John: Fuck you guys.

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