Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

swacuuming

Sweeping, vacuuming, mopping, all at once.

I just finished swacuuming with my Bissell Crosswave.

skeletoriously ugly

Adverb to describe a bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way.

Mike: Fuck dude! That girl is skeletoriously ugly! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole!
Doug: Neither would I! John would though...
John: Fuck you guys.

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niggly gigglies

Laughing uncontrollably at trivial or irritating things

We fight over the dumbest things so much that we often end up with the niggly gigglies.