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A promiscuous, attractive female. Often seen on Instagram or Twitter, yet rarely found to be monogamous. Usually sporting at least two of the following: a perky set of tits, a thick set of thighs, or a firmly rounded butt.
In spite of thiddies having mostly the personality qualities of their sister breed, the basic bitch, their looks make them difficult to resist when encountered in real life. They are high maintenance, requiring special diets, the latest iPhone, and multiple gym memberships to keep them somewhat sane.
If you find yourself interacting with a thiddy, you must proceed with caution as they are all but entirely nonviable in long-term relationships. The recommended course of action upon intimacy with a thiddy is to double bag your dong, then hit it and quit it.
Though few take this recommendation seriously.
"Dude, check out that thicc thot! I bet she's got a fine twat."
"You're silly, P. Diddy. That there is a thiddy."
"A what?"
"A slut with a very nice butt."
"That's fine. She's prime. Now can she be mine?"
"If you ask nicely. But be warned; She's pricey. Personality's icy. Her track record is dicey."
And so poor P. Diddy Caught Chlamydia that day.
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To be or have the resemblance of pure ultimate.
The study of ultimateness.
A superlative degree of something that can only be described as better than the best.
The cool.
Example of the use of this word:
Dude: zzZzzzZZzz...
Other Dude: Oh my gosh, DUDE!!!
Dude: ZZzzz-AAAHh!!.. What?!
Other Dude: This game!!!
Dude: What of it?
Other Dude: It's awesome!!!
Dude: How awesome?
Other Dude: It's ultimate!
Dude: Ultimate enough to wake me up over?
Other Dude: Dude, this game has gotta be the best game mankind has ever seen!
Dude: Better than duke nukem forever?
Other Dude: Haha... but seriously Dude, this game its ultimate beyond ultimosity..
Dude: WHAT? SERIOUSLY???
Other Dude: Yea!!!
Dude: Holy hot ass waxing.. Gimme that controller I gotta try this shit!!!
Other Dude: NO IT'S MY GAME-*CrAcK*-OWWW! My head... *dies*
Dude: This game is ultimate beyond ultimosity.. So worth killing Other Dude over! XD
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