Snizz

The action of sneezing while having snot ejaculate from your mouth and nose. Combination of sneeze and jizz.

Oh, God dammit I just snizzed all over my new shirt!

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20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge