Rule 37

If the cafeteria has mint chocolate chip ice-cream, Rule 37 dictates that one must partake. NO EXCEPTIONS

A: "Oh man that was a good lunch...I am so full"
B: "Let's get out of here...But first, a sample of desserts."
A: "Not for me...too full"
B: "Oh shit! Mint Chocolate Chip! Rule 37!"
A: "Fucked"

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