Mail it in

A term used in the 2002 cult comedy Van Wilder. While by the looks of it is not funny, but when yelled in public in everyday life it is hilarious. It is used when somebody does not want to drop something off in fear of something or someone they may encounter along the way.

Movie:
After Van's unfortunate encounter with the elder admission's director:
Taj- "Do you want to drop of the application or mail it in?"
Van- "MAIL IT IN!!!! Mail it in."

Real Life:
Colin- "So Michael how are you gonna give that thing to that really ugly girl? Are you gonna drop it off or mail it in?"
Michael- "MAIL IT IN!!!!"

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Write that on a notecard and send it to my office

A term said when somebody is tired of somebody elses moaning and complaining about something or someone else. It is not a term used towards someone respected or endeared, and it is pretty damn funny when somebody says it. It is usually said to that annoying kid who nobody likes or that nerdy girl sitting in the back of class yelling at you for cheating off her. Or just anybody else who you are getting sick and tired of.

Girl- "Blah blah blah I hate you, you are so beligerant and annoying and loud and obnoxious and..."
Me- "You know what why don't you write that on a notecard and send it to my office"

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