Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

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roner

A boner one attains while riding off road. Very common for wildland firefighters who must travel rutted logging and desert roads.

"This road is so rough I have a roner."

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Stovepipe

Stovepipe: Sexual act done with man standing over woman. Mans hands are behind her knees pushing her back onto her shoulders. Mans ass must go up and down like a chimney sweep, with the penis going straight up and down.

Damn, I would clean her chimney and stovepipe her all night.

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