Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

Bastardly

1. Acting the same as a bastard.
2. A word that should have been used in every South Park episode whenever Kenny inevitably dies.
3. How a bastard child is conceived.

They killed Kenny, those bastardly bastards!