BLG

The theory that when bitches are offered granola, they are unable to resist their inner biological urge for granola; therefore, bitches love granola.

1. "Yo, guess what my girlfriend ate for breakfast this morning."
"Granola."
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Duh, BLG!"

2. Guy: Hey bitch, want some granola?
Girl: Yeah!
Guy: Damn right. BLG!

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