This is STICK YOUR DICK IN IT day. If you have a significant other you have full liberty to just Fuck The Fuck out of them on this day. And you are born on this day then you must have sex with your aposet gender bff *no questions asked. So have fun.
1. Hey babe you know what today is... Its August 16th
2. Fuck well get over here then
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