Outraged

A feeling white middle class people have over the least boring thing to happen to their otherwise pointless day.

I was outraged

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for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

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hot dinner

Analogue of the term "hot lunch", in which one is defecated upon by another. Usually followed by currency being exchanged.

If she asks you for a hot lunch, just drop trou and blow mud on her. When she says "wow"!, just say, "there's ya a hot DINNER, baby"!

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