buck shot

A substance, when the face is struck with it, produces a conundrum of sensations. Mostly pure bliss with a hint of animosity and lime.But in all is a pleasurable experience. Only a true dragon slayer can supply you with such a rare and wonderful substance. It is a staple for a good party.

The buck shot at the party last night was off the chain.
Can I have a little more buck shot on my face? I thoroughly enjoyed that.

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Brunejuice

A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.

I had herpes yesterday and then i swallowed a mere squirt of brunejuice and I can have sex again!

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