phone sex

when two phones jump on top of eachother and start having sex. that is all.

phone 1: hey sexy ;) lets get in onnn!
phone 2: okay, i love phone sex with you.

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Hello

Said when somebody states the obvious, similar to 'dur'.

Person 1: Why would he go out with her? She is so ugly.
Person 2. Well HELLO!

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