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Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by MIKE December 15, 2003

127πŸ‘ 145πŸ‘Ž


get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by MIKE November 22, 2004

33πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by MIKE January 18, 2005

38πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


meat wagon

Ambulance, slang.

by MIKE January 2, 2003

120πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


four ships

what the marching band chants when the crowd says bullshit; since the band can't say bullshit in uniform.
Also used in song.

My eyes grow dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs. FOUR SHIPS!

by MIKE December 4, 2002

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by MIKE February 1, 2004

52πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by MIKE May 3, 2004

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž