Gate Massage

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

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Flame Fatale

A sexy gay guy who's a hot mess and ruins the lives of those around him he lures into relationships full of drama.

Adam: "Wow, that guy on the dance floor is hot!"
Steve: "Oh, don't go near him. He's a Flame Fatale."