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For work in a paper or publication, using Wikipedia as the source of information that you don't give credit to; AND the information happens to be incorrect, adding insult to injury.
Bob's paper got an 'F' for blatant plagiarism. He lifted most of it from Wikipedia and assumed it was correct. The professor said it was the worst wikiplagiarism she'd seen in a long time.
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The day after Apple releases their latest iGadget when buyers sell last year's model on-line to try to recuperate some of their money.
John: "Today's the day! I got my iPhone 5!"
Jane: "Tomorrow is eBay Day. You can sell your 4S and get some of your money back!"
The amount of server space your files take up on a shared network, too much of which can cost your company excess storage fees or cause "insufficient space" error messages.
The IT dept. is charging us an arm and a leg for excess file storage above the set maximum allowance per user. We need to reduce our silicon footprint!
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An expression used by the groom-to-be's side of the family during a wedding planning to describe the bride's control-freak of a mother. If the bride is "Bridezilla," then her mother is "Mother-In-Lawthra" (a reference to Godzilla and Mothra of the old Japanese monster movies).
Hey, dude, you're lucky your fianceΓΒ© isn't turning into a bridezilla.
True, but her mother's already a Mother-In-Lawthra.
When a guy gets aroused looking at himself in the mirror or viewing a flattering photo of himself.
Mike: "John can't get over that photo you took of him."
Mary: "Yeah, he's being really narcidickstic."
A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."
I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!
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The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.
"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
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