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Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
12π 5π
The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.
Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.
8π 5π
A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.
Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"
34π 77π
A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.
Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.
What white kids in the 50's called "dating"
Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!
963π 332π
To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.
Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.
308π 179π
A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"
14π 4π