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The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.
Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.
8π 5π
Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
12π 5π
A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.
Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.
What white kids in the 50's called "dating"
Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!
963π 332π
To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.
Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.
308π 179π
To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
22π 6π
When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.
9π 14π