mud cat

(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.

- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."

- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."

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sguggle

verb: to fix an object or situation

"Could you sguggle this for me? I seemed to have broken it."
"I can sguggle this situation for ya', if you'd like me to."

dual release

(noun, verb): a sexual experience which occurs when a person simultaneously ejaculates/orgasms and moves their bowels/shits; considered by most to indicate a state of extreme sexual utopia

"I think I fell in love with Sara last night, she gave me a dual release."

"Things got a little messy earlier; Amy was giving me a rusted trombone and it was so good that I dual released on her face."

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