fucknut

1. disparaging term, short for a fucking crazy/nutty person
2. disparaging term for someone who's had their nuts fucked, or likes to fuck nuts, either human or squirrel food

1. Damned fucknut gave us too much homework.
2. No, i will NOT have sex with a fucknut.

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Sub

short for "subtitle" as in foreign films

I prefer subs over dubs.

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dingblast

Dang, and various variations.
Like if you were to say, "Dang it!" you'd replace "dang" with "dingblast"

"See, I have this theory that I came up with back around 1999, when Pac Bell Park first opened. The more sugar I consume while my team is on offense, the more likely it is for the team to score. If I eat it in one bite, the score will be bigger/better than if I just snarfed it down. I think a few friends have pictures of me with entire bags of cotton candy in my mouth, and dingblast it, it seems to work." ~ Dom, megatokyo.com

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Gumby

1. Random insignificant character who usually dies after their short fifteen minutes of obscurity

2. Green clay figure in a spiffy clay cartoon who stars with the ALMIGHTY SPIFFY BLOCKHEADS who will take over the world!!

1. There's lots of Gumbys in Gundam Wing, which incidentally has nothing to do with clay.
2. Don't step on Gumby.

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Duo

1. "Dynamic Duo" as in Batman and Robin

2. "Two" in Latin

3. Goofy-ass outgoing person

4. Goofy-ass outgoing person who uses their happiness to hide something, most likely sadness

5. Oxymoron

6. (3) derived from the fictional (dammit) character of Gundam Wing

7. Incorrect spelling of Homer Simpson's "D'oh!"

1. That troublemaking duo left dung in his in-tray again.
2. I can't speak Latin.
3. You're such a Duo.
4. You're such a Duo, stop pretending.
5. Big shrimp is an oxymoron.
6. What would YOU do with a meter-long braid?
7. Duo! I shit in my pants again!

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pixelize

a person: put their picture on the computer; in porn?

in a photo editor: feature that makes the picture into blocks, as if it used to be small and was enlarged too much

"Pixelize me."

"WHAT?!"

"Go on, distort the picture."

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idiotspeak

What he said.

Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.

Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.

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