MJOD

Having the obsession of Michael Jackson.

M- Michael
J- Jackson
O- Obsession
D- Disorder

Girl 1: Hey, I have MJOD
Girl 2: MJOD?
Girl 1: Yeah, Michael Jackson Obsession Disorder.. I'm his biggest fan!
Girl 2: Oh. Haha.

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Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*