Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.

"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"

desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

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