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The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.
Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"
Jack - "what's a headstone handy"
Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"
Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"
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The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.
After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"
Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"
John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"
Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
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Ladletit (ladle-Tit) - When you scoop his or her titty with a soup ladle
Mark- "todd, did you just scoop my titty with a soup ladle?"
Todd- "yes I just gave you a ladletit"
Trumped is what you say to liberals when they cry because Hillary Clinton lost and that Donald trump is president.
Liberal - "its so sad Hillary lost"
Conservative - "That's because you got Trumped bitch"
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The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.
Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"
Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"
Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"
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