CTC

(n) shorthand for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a supersaturation of sugar conveniently molded into 3/4" square cereal bits.

Combined with milk, each bowl of CTC will inch you deliciously closer to a cinnamon-laden diabetic coma.

"I'm feeling like Cinnamon Toast Crunch"? Better check your blood sugar, fatty!

I just rocked a bowl of CTC for dinner, but why are my toes numb?

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jolldar

(n) The ability to intuit that someone is jolly (obtuse, rotund, portly, etc.) purely based on some non-physical cue.

Writing samples, quotes, and anecdotes about said individual are common indicators.

My jolldar went off when I read his article. He's definitely a fatty.