Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac

god forbid, the bible is true :P

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add oil

keep going, a form of encouragement

Add oil, you can do it!

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dag

Darn. A word to show detest or slight to extreme anguish.

I got an F on that English test. Dag!

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she

the smoothest way to say 'shit' when you're out with the ladies. you gotta say it slow or it isn't going to work for you.

baby walks right up and you say: she...

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moxin

The act of halting the flow of effluence from the rear orifice using the fifth digit of the dominant hand.

"I almost had to pull a Moxin, but made it to the bathroom in time"

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Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.

dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.

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Wang Slip

When the a man's "wang" slips out of his pants accidently.

Johnny had a wang slip!

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