Frightened Rabbit

You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)

Dood! Last night I was trying to shit on my girl but i had a frightened rabbit. Fukin A!!!

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