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When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.
Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.
Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
When you are relunctantly relaxing.
Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.
Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.
An expression used to describe someone who naturally looks quite young and around the age of someone who has just graduated from uni (university). They are however much older and in their 30's. Looks can certainly be deceiving!
Person 1: I'm just sharing some email links with you to assist. I assume you are new to the workplace.
Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.
Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!
When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.
Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."