Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

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Pussy-Breath

The smell coming out of the mouth of a guy who has just eaten out a broad's pussy

P-Phat: Hey bro!

MOCO: Hey man!

P-Phat: Dude nice pussy-breath!!!

MOCO: Thanks; I just ate out the nicest pussy ever!!!

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Bush Whacking

Shaving all of the hair from a broad's pussy

(pussy = bush; whacking = shaving)

MOCO is going to perform some bush whacking!

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Fashionably Late

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest

All the girls appreciate that MOCO is always fashionably late!

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Roadette

The female version of the Roadie:
1) If the guy is driving, he fingers the broad
2) If the broad is driving, the guy eats her out

Lisa performed the roadie; now MOCO wants to give her a roadette!

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Velvet Canyon

Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!

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Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

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