Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

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Sloppy Pop

A dick after is has been bitten, sucked, stroked and thus delivered its load

Tracy turns cock into sloppy pop!

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Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

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Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

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Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

Shitting; Loafing Down

MOCO was dropping off the Cosby kids in Dallas!

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Double Dipping

1. Two dudes licking and fingering the same pussy 2. Two dicks in the same pussy

Jessica explodes during a double dipping!

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Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

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