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Sexual poisition:
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
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The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.
- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.
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Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank
star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly
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(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.
(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.
(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
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The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)
"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."
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The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.
Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.
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The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.
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