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brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by MOFO June 11, 2003


Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by MOFO December 26, 2016


stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MOFO January 20, 2005

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sly dog

a shifty-eyed individual would be best described as a "sly dog"

omfg George is such a fucking sly dog

by MOFO April 8, 2005

33πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


fogie

an old person, someone who likes the Beetles.

an old fogie

by MOFO February 29, 2004

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baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MOFO December 22, 2004

28πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by MOFO January 24, 2004

39πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž