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A dickhead couple, who blend their surnames just for funsies
"Me and the fella think we are awesome enough to blend our surnames"
Dave " what name does that make then u sad fucktards?"
Us "moyesteed you dumbfuck"
When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
The phrase used when your foul beast of a partner has just dropped one like its hot just before you are about to go down on them
Honey......are you adequately aired?
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!